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Karens: Just Say No

She blinks and looks at him with a mix of confusion and anger. “Wait, what?”

“Yeah you heard me bitch,” Jim responds. Clearly he’s the only one there behaving rationally in his mind.

“I don’t know what’s loose in there,” she points at her head, “but a, I’m not working, b. I’m a wolf not a dog and c. you really want to die today don’t you?” She opens her mouth slightly to reveal her teeth.

“Like wow, a dumb bitch, too. You just want to kill me now. So, like totally, pathetic.”

Angela, the wolf-lady, just sighs, “why are all humans idiots? Just shut up and we can move along.”

Jim approaches her again, “you wish! But whatever, just stay away you freak and apologize.”

Another sigh, “maybe stupidity is a sport among humans, I don’t have time to deal with you.”

“Well”—then, darkness.